Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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