GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Randomize
