I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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