She announced her abortion via fbk
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So. Much. Porn.
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