Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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