well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Houston, we have a blender
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I currently don't understand fingers.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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