I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize
