VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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