We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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