Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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