called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he fucked my hip out of place.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
pray to the hookup gods
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
