Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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