I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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