fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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