The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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