We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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