But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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