Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?