yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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