What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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