yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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