i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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