She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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