My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He keeps bees of course he's weird
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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