How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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