he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize