carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
