he was CRYING into my vagina
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we're so committed to being not committed
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I had to cum in my sink.
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