I CAN MOONWALK!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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