White coat. Heels.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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