Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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