why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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