My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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