I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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