Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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