when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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