do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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