I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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