Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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