Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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