i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
