He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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