ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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