god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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