**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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