People with herpes should wear stickers.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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