i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
too bad you live with your parents still
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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