I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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