He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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