Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
foreskin is a definite game changer
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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