My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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