I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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