check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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