can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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