rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do vagina's smell?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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