It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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